You never watch your films with an audience. Don't you miss hearing them scream?
quote-leftNo. I can hear them when I'm making the picture.
Do you feel that the American film remains the most vital cinema?
quote-leftWorldwide, yes. Because when we make films for the United States, we are automatically making them for all the world--because America is full of foreigners. It's a melting pot. Which brings us to another point. I don't know what they mean when they talk about "Hollywood" pictures. I say, "Where are they conceived?" Look at this room--you can't see out the windows. We might just as well be in a hotel room in London, or anywhere you like. So here is where we get it down on paper. Now where do we go? We go on location, perhaps; and then where do we work? We're inside on a stage, the big doors are closed, and we're down in a coal mine: we don't know what the weather is like outside. Again we don't know where we are--only within our film, within the thing we're making. That's why it's such nonsense to talk about locale. "Hollywood." That doesn't mean anything to me. If you say, "Why do you like working in Hollywood?" I would say, because I can get home at six o'clock for dinner.
You served your apprenticeship originally with Roger Corman working on horror movies. Was that a good apprenticeship?
quote-leftOh yeah. Aside from the fact that it was the only apprenticeship possible, the only way to gain that experience. Nowadays there are many people like Roger making so-called exploitation films. But in those days there was nothing other than Roger, and I was lucky to become his personal assistant, and he assigned me many many different jobs, from editing and writing to being a sound recordist, cameraman - you name it, I did it for him. And although the pay was, of course, very very poor, what you gained in experience and confidence more than made up for it.
In a few minutes I'll ask you about Beloved, and about Storefront Hitchcock, but before I do I'd just like to do a little canter over some other parts of your career. I know you've talked a lot about your time in the Corman stable in the 1970s and your development through the work you did there and the movies you made with Roger Corman. I wanted to ask you about what the single most important thing was that you learnt from Roger Corman in terms of that background that really gave you the opportunity to become a director?
quote-leftI think it was probably that it was completely understood that if you didn't complete the days work on any given day that you would be replaced. That instilled in me a very strong discipline and a sense that first and foremost your priority was to keep the movie on schedule and on budget, and that's one way you get to stay on the job. That was very valuable. Roger also said something I'll never forget. He said that as far as he was concerned the formula for a director was 40 per cent artist, 60 per cent businessman. He also had a little pat speech that he'd give you before you did your first directing job, a lot of really good rules - stuff that most movie goers know anyway - just ways to keep the eye entertained, the value of well-motivated camera movement... that kind of thing. He was great. We called it the Roger Corman school of film technique. You really did learn on the job.
" I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
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" Do, or do not. - There is no 'try'..
" Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by favoring to attempt.
" The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
" My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
" The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
" I can't wait to one day shoot in Detroit and say 'Let's have this double for Toronto'.
" The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
" From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
" The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own.
" The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it.
" The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
" Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
" When you're down and out, something always turns up -- and it's usually the noses of your friends.
" Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
" Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
" All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
" The average American family hasn't time for television.
To a young Eugene Roach on the subject of acting
" Don't ever let 'em catch you at it.
" Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
" I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Advise to a young Richard Roundtree
" Whatever you do in this business, It's much easier than lifting heavy things.
" No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer it has chosen.
" Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
" The problem is not that television presents us with entertaining subject matter,
but, that all subject matter is presented as entertaining.…
" No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft.
" I'll give you a definite maybe.
" I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
" What's this business of being a writer?
It's just putting one word after another.
" I'll moider da bum!
" Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
" The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them!
" I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
" Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Sage Advise to a Young Oregonian, Barbara Niven
" If you want to make it in show business, get the hell out of Oregon!
" The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense
" It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
While attending a Production Meeting
" This is no place to ask questions!!
From: "Tuesday's with Morrie"
" We must learn to love one another or die.... We must!
" Seeing a murder on television, can help work off one's antagonisms.
And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some!
" Kiss and make up...
but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
" Life ain't no dress rehearsal.
" I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
" The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
" I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
" The faster I write the better my output. If I'm going slow I'm in trouble. It means I'm pushing the words instead of being pulled by them.
" It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
" Why should people go out and pay to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
" Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
" You don't write because you want to say something; you write because you've got something to say.
" Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?